The latest trending on All I’ve Heard sees designers moving away from sky-high, painfully skinny stilettos, opting instead for what we like to call the Slide effect. These shoes are flat, masculine, and cool.

Designers like Cèline, Chloé, and Marni have taken to an expansion on the trend, with the pool slide. Instead of the thick double straps the Birkenstock sandals made so iconic, these are more an homage to the rubber Adidas numbers every teenage boy who’s ever lived has, at one time or another, proudly worn. Except that Chloé’s version, for example, will cost you a pretty $840.